Shit Magnet - Female
Behind the Design:
Is it you? Are you the one who somehow ends up with the weird call every shift? The suspicious smell call. The neighbor dispute that turns into a full-blown soap opera. The report that should take ten minutes but somehow becomes an hour. For reasons still unknown to science, certain officers seem to stand exactly where the storm hits. If you start hearing things like, “Of course it happened on your shift.” Congratulations. You might be the magnet.
Each Errant Theory item is made to order, so we do not accept returns or exchanges for change of mind, ordering the wrong item, or incorrect sizes.
Damaged or Misprinted Items
If your order arrives damaged, defective, or misprinted, contact us within 30 days of receiving the item.
Please include:
• Your order number• A photo of the issue
Once verified, we’ll send a replacement at no additional cost.
Lost Packages
If your order appears lost in transit, please contact us within 30 days of the estimated delivery date so we can investigate and help resolve it.
Incorrect Shipping Address
Customers are responsible for entering the correct shipping address at checkout. Orders returned due to an incorrect or incomplete address can be reshipped, but additional shipping costs may apply.
Questions
If something doesn’t look right with your order, contact us and we’ll help sort it out.